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− | If Archibald lived by a code, it would be to never marry a woman who comes from money. The reasons abound, but the simple fact is that they are the hardest to impress. Elizabeth, his fifth wife, was just never satisfied. When Archibald took them to the finest place he knew for their anniversary (The Buxom Bovine, a gentleman's club in White Chapel), she seemed displeased. When he would come home late from another round of drinks with the boys, she'd be upset that he missed yet another insufferable birthday for one of their children. And when she caught him furthering his experience with the female body in order to better pleasure the woman he loved, well to put it plainly, she was miffed. | + | |- |
+ | | If Archibald lived by a code, it would be to never marry a woman who comes from money. The reasons abound, but the simple fact is that they are the hardest to impress. Elizabeth, his fifth wife, was just never satisfied. When Archibald took them to the finest place he knew for their anniversary (The Buxom Bovine, a gentleman's club in White Chapel), she seemed displeased. When he would come home late from another round of drinks with the boys, she'd be upset that he missed yet another insufferable birthday for one of their children. And when she caught him furthering his experience with the female body in order to better pleasure the woman he loved, well to put it plainly, she was miffed. | ||
And wouldn't you know it, when her father caught wind of all Archibald's hard work, he sent hired men after him! The nerve of some people. Well, being a crafty man, Archibald knew when his services were no longer wanted and so he kissed his beautiful children goodbye, put in one more donation to The Buxom Bovine to stimulate the economy of Mother England, and made his way to the docks where his brother [[Jimmy the Diddler|Jimmy]] put him on the first boat out of port in a barrel of apple cider. | And wouldn't you know it, when her father caught wind of all Archibald's hard work, he sent hired men after him! The nerve of some people. Well, being a crafty man, Archibald knew when his services were no longer wanted and so he kissed his beautiful children goodbye, put in one more donation to The Buxom Bovine to stimulate the economy of Mother England, and made his way to the docks where his brother [[Jimmy the Diddler|Jimmy]] put him on the first boat out of port in a barrel of apple cider. | ||
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Using local fauna, he dyed an otherwise garish assembly of clothing bright and commanding colors, painting the copper buttons and trim with a lovely yellow that almost looked like gold. For a hat, he restructured the rotting remains of a draft harness and cinched it with a blood-stained rag. With the collected herbs and a borrowed cauldron belonging to a woman accused and executed for witchcraft, he began making more and more dyes and colors to provide a large selection to meet the tastes of the populace. Before long a corner of Boston's main square was overflowing with the tackiest designs imaginable, rolled up and priced for the avid consumer. Archibald, a forerunner in human psychology, realized that all people needed was to see a high price tag and they would consider the product a high end masterpiece. And he was right. | Using local fauna, he dyed an otherwise garish assembly of clothing bright and commanding colors, painting the copper buttons and trim with a lovely yellow that almost looked like gold. For a hat, he restructured the rotting remains of a draft harness and cinched it with a blood-stained rag. With the collected herbs and a borrowed cauldron belonging to a woman accused and executed for witchcraft, he began making more and more dyes and colors to provide a large selection to meet the tastes of the populace. Before long a corner of Boston's main square was overflowing with the tackiest designs imaginable, rolled up and priced for the avid consumer. Archibald, a forerunner in human psychology, realized that all people needed was to see a high price tag and they would consider the product a high end masterpiece. And he was right. | ||
− | To this day, fools spend ample silver to alter their homes with his slopped together designs and garbage-picked furniture, all for the sake of aesthetics. Now he gets to sell his work, bring happiness to the masses, and look at the lovely [[Fifi La Våtslidan|Fifi]] all day long. For some reason, he likes to call his shop Franklin's Fine Furnishings. | + | To this day, fools spend ample silver to alter their homes with his slopped together designs and garbage-picked furniture, all for the sake of aesthetics. Now he gets to sell his work, bring happiness to the masses, and look at the lovely [[Stalls#Fifi La Våtslidan - Sewing Needs|Fifi La Våtslidan]] all day long. For some reason, he likes to call his shop Franklin's Fine Furnishings. |
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===Benjamin Bryberry - Official Documents=== | ===Benjamin Bryberry - Official Documents=== | ||
− | For a small bribe of 35x {{i|Silver Pieces}} Benjamin Bryberry will | + | For a small bribe of 35x {{i|Silver Pieces}} right-clicking on Benjamin Bryberry and selecting "View Town Register" will show the Top 10 [[Town Bell|Towns]] with the highest authority. |
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− | Fifi was born a fatherless bastard in a brothel in Paris. Her mother, a Swedish whore, kept the child despite responsibility and endless stream of men through her door. Children could, after all, make a fair wage on the streets themselves. However, a stream of bad johns and a bad heart led her mother to an early grave, and Fifi became a child of the brothel. | + | |- |
+ | | Fifi was born a fatherless bastard in a brothel in Paris. Her mother, a Swedish whore, kept the child despite responsibility and endless stream of men through her door. Children could, after all, make a fair wage on the streets themselves. However, a stream of bad johns and a bad heart led her mother to an early grave, and Fifi became a child of the brothel. | ||
To earn her keep, she would sweep and tend to the prostitutes in any way she could. The brothel operated much like any other close-knit business, really more like a hotel than anything else. The only difference was that the rooms were preoccupied and the boarders left more rested than when they came in. Madame Lefon, a noseless, voluptuous woman, ran the business and saw to Fifi's upbringing. She suffered from advanced syphilis, but that didn't stop her from being one of the most acclaimed mistresses a the bordello. | To earn her keep, she would sweep and tend to the prostitutes in any way she could. The brothel operated much like any other close-knit business, really more like a hotel than anything else. The only difference was that the rooms were preoccupied and the boarders left more rested than when they came in. Madame Lefon, a noseless, voluptuous woman, ran the business and saw to Fifi's upbringing. She suffered from advanced syphilis, but that didn't stop her from being one of the most acclaimed mistresses a the bordello. | ||
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Today Fifi still runs her business. Lately she has taken a fancy to [[Douglas]] the violinist, but, to her disappointment, he has little time for anything other than his instrument. She has on more than one occasion told him if his tongue was a bow, her lips would sing, but he doesn't seem bright enough for entendre. She has recently moved to the North end of Providence and is going by the name of Gloria Goodbuttons in an attempt at legitimacy. | Today Fifi still runs her business. Lately she has taken a fancy to [[Douglas]] the violinist, but, to her disappointment, he has little time for anything other than his instrument. She has on more than one occasion told him if his tongue was a bow, her lips would sing, but he doesn't seem bright enough for entendre. She has recently moved to the North end of Providence and is going by the name of Gloria Goodbuttons in an attempt at legitimacy. | ||
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===Flint Gunderson - Guns=== | ===Flint Gunderson - Guns=== | ||
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− | Flint was born in the backwoods of unsettled Pennsylvania, a son to a bear hunter. He was a peaceful child, often absorbed in writing poetry and songs about flowers and doves, an activity which often led to vicious and painful beatings at the hand of his father who was insistent on not raising a doe of a boy. But one day, while setting bait on a pit trap for a bear, Flint’s father fell in and was impaled on the spikes below. Flint found his father's corpse in the woods and soon-after wrote a sonnet on the topic of Freedom. | + | |- |
+ | | Flint was born in the backwoods of unsettled Pennsylvania, a son to a bear hunter. He was a peaceful child, often absorbed in writing poetry and songs about flowers and doves, an activity which often led to vicious and painful beatings at the hand of his father who was insistent on not raising a doe of a boy. But one day, while setting bait on a pit trap for a bear, Flint’s father fell in and was impaled on the spikes below. Flint found his father's corpse in the woods and soon-after wrote a sonnet on the topic of Freedom. | ||
Years passed and Flint continued to be the sensitive, caring individual that his father hated. He abhorred violence and lived the life of a vegan, eating only what he could raise from the soil. He married a wife who genuinely appreciated his ability to listen and empathize. He fathered two young girls with whom he would drink imaginary tea from imaginary cups. He owned a pet dog small enough to fit in his wife's hand bag. He was happy. | Years passed and Flint continued to be the sensitive, caring individual that his father hated. He abhorred violence and lived the life of a vegan, eating only what he could raise from the soil. He married a wife who genuinely appreciated his ability to listen and empathize. He fathered two young girls with whom he would drink imaginary tea from imaginary cups. He owned a pet dog small enough to fit in his wife's hand bag. He was happy. | ||
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Flint’s story is a reminder of the harsh realities of the wilderness and that, despite our willpower, sometimes our hand is forced to make violence lest we lose all we hold dear. | Flint’s story is a reminder of the harsh realities of the wilderness and that, despite our willpower, sometimes our hand is forced to make violence lest we lose all we hold dear. | ||
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===Jordan Gramsey - Cooking Needs=== | ===Jordan Gramsey - Cooking Needs=== | ||
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===Nobleman Barnes - Books=== | ===Nobleman Barnes - Books=== | ||
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AboutVendor Stalls can be found in Providence. They buy and sell a variety of items in exchange for Silver Pieces. To trade with a Vendor right click the stall and choose either "Buy" or "Sell" from the pop-out radial menu. Then, if selling, click the item you wish to sell in your inventory. If buying, click Buy next to the item in the Vendor's menu. Other pilgrims may sell things even cheaper than the Vendor Stalls. See Mercantilism to learn about player run stalls. Vendor StallsThese main, white-topped Stalls are peppered throughout Providence. They all sell the same items. Buy from Stall:
Sell to Stall:
NPC VendorsThese are specially themed Vendor Stalls, each run by a colorful NPC. Archibald the Philanderer - Furnishings
Benjamin Bryberry - Official DocumentsFor a small bribe of 35x Silver Pieces right-clicking on Benjamin Bryberry and selecting "View Town Register" will show the Top 10 Towns with the highest authority.
Fifi La Våtslidan - Sewing Needs
Flint Gunderson - Guns
Jordan Gramsey - Cooking NeedsRight-clicking on Jordan Gramsey while you have a Full and Fed Up Debuff and selecting "Share Dining Experience" will cause Jordan Gramsey to rate your Gluttony Session. If your Session points are in the Top 10 you will be rewarded with an Absurdly Large Cookie. Right-clicking on Jordan Gramsey and selecting "View Top Chefs" will show you the pilgrims with the Top 10 Dining Experiences.
Nobleman Barnes - BooksRight-clicking on Nobleman Barnes and selecting "View Bestsellers will show you the Top Books in the New World and give you the option to buy a copy of any of them for 100x Silver Pieces.
Snake Oil Salesman
Spuds McArtor - Farming Needs
Steve Ol'Mcfishsticks - FishermanOl'Mcfishsticks (aka Steve) keeps track of the top 10 Fishermen in the New World. To record your catch, select your Any Fish and right-click it on Steve. If your Fish is heavy enough to make the top 10 you will receive a Crimson Carp. Torvold Starkajärn - Iron Works
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